








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2119 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3147 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3929 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3323 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $682,298 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ω [GE] blankthename | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | PGMakesIt | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Dankosaurus Flex | 51% | 76 |
| #4 | Anii | 48% | 286 |
| #5 | swiggles | 43% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PGMakesIt | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Dankosaurus Flex | 51% | 76 |
| #4 | Anii | 48% | 286 |
| #5 | swiggles | 43% | 145 |
| #6 | Taaaako | 40% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anii | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Taaaako | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | PGMakesIt | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | swiggles | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Ω [GE] blankthename | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anii | 496 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | Taaaako | 176 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ω [GE] blankthename | 148 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | PGMakesIt | 88 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | swiggles | 64 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CR4T3Z | +1.68 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | Anii | +0.68 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | Ω [GE] blankthename | +0.30 | 74 | 79 |
| #4 | PGMakesIt | -0.55 | 55 | 52 |
| #5 | Dankosaurus Flex | -0.94 | 68 | 19 |





