








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3383 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3145 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2509 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2706 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,801 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG STEPPA | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | CR4T3Z | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Anii | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | DANTHOMPSON | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | @1gbaCS | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG STEPPA | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | CR4T3Z | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Anii | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | DANTHOMPSON | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | @1gbaCS | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DANTHOMPSON | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Anii | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | CR4T3Z | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | BIG STEPPA | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @1gbaCS | 64 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Anii | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | DANTHOMPSON | 46 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | BIG STEPPA | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | CR4T3Z | 28 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @1gbaCS | +2.64 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | BIG STEPPA | +2.27 | 92 | 52 |
| #3 | Anii | +2.14 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | DANTHOMPSON | +1.84 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | CR4T3Z | +1.19 | 76 | 61 |





