








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 521 | 49% |
| Smokes | 279 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 82 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 184 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $51,453 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TL MonkE | 33% | 3 |
| #2 | ghoul ✧ | 24% | 21 |
| #3 | ECCHI | 20% | 5 |
| #4 | dragonrune003 | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | K1ngCT | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TL MonkE | 33% | 3 |
| #2 | ghoul ✧ | 24% | 21 |
| #3 | ECCHI | 20% | 5 |
| #4 | dragonrune003 | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | K1ngCT | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ECCHI | 2 | 0.0182 |
| #2 | TL MonkE | 1 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghoul ✧ | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | ECCHI | 25 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | K1ngCT | 24 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #4 | TL MonkE | 6 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1ngCT | +3.01 | 55 | 55 |
| #2 | Xeniox | +2.24 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | TL MonkE | +1.74 | 63 | 26 |
| #4 | ECCHI | +0.70 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | ghoul ✧ | -1.53 | 66 | 43 |





