








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 460 matches | ||
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6841 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7793 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5698 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6967 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,056,442 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nukii | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | buschingeR ¦] | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | BERG | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Just 3lb0! | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | remi. | 8 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buschingeR ¦] | 1519 | 0.23 | 37 min |
| #2 | Assa | 1069 | 0.27 | 31 min |
| #3 | BERG | 997 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #4 | remi. | 933 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #5 | Nukii | 702 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BERG | +4.18 | 96 | 64 |
| #2 | Horstor ︻芫==↼ | +1.45 | 87 | 71 |
| #3 | Nukii | +1.09 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | bretterwiebeiobi | +0.89 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | mrTN | +0.51 | 60 | 71 |





