








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 494 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 817 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2998 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1894 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,857,672 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FNATIC JW | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | HibitanZ | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | TarqS | 60% | 53 |
| #4 | Tubbs | 59% | 39 |
| #5 | DJ SODA | 59% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◢◤◢◤Haw9taN◢◤◢◤ | 260 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | TaRa | 244 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tubbs | 175 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | TarqS | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Luviにゃん | 156 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ca2 | +2.95 | 84 | 73 |
| #2 | yuutonn | +2.04 | 74 | 46 |
| #3 | DJ SODA | +1.60 | 87 | 54 |
| #4 | kamily_ | +1.37 | 88 | 60 |
| #5 | FNATIC JW | +1.23 | 78 | 61 |





