








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Wingman | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4807 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5199 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4872 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2840 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,178,122 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moonrocks | 50% | 90 |
| #2 | ★C20_H25_N3O★ | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | _T1m | 48% | 413 |
| #4 | VraM | 46% | 65 |
| #5 | PeekNotPeak | 45% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _T1m | 32 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | PeekNotPeak | 23 | 0.0205 |
| #3 | ★C20_H25_N3O★ | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | VraM | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Moonrocks | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _T1m | 568 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #2 | Chimaera | 265 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Moonrocks | 259 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | ★C20_H25_N3O★ | 157 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | VraM | 101 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chimaera | +2.54 | 70 | 82 |
| #2 | _T1m | +1.26 | 63 | 53 |
| #3 | VraM | +1.20 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | ★C20_H25_N3O★ | +0.46 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | Lawmax | -0.57 | 71 | 54 |





