








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4185 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3404 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3066 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2373 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $85,070 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amg enjoyer | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | RileycantReid | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | ⛧ S ⛧ | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Moonrocks | 51% | 47 |
| #5 | BigBootyBeasty | 47% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vetax | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | RileycantReid | 3 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | BigBootyBeasty | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | _T1m | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Lawmax | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vetax | 186 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #2 | Moonrocks | 167 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | BigBootyBeasty | 166 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lawmax | 104 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | _T1m | 101 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chimaera | +2.53 | 74 | 80 |
| #2 | RileycantReid | +0.84 | 56 | 66 |
| #3 | _T1m | +0.79 | 54 | 51 |
| #4 | ⛧ S ⛧ | +0.77 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | amg enjoyer | +0.70 | 68 | 58 |





