








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 306 | 22% |
| Smokes | 347 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 330 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 422 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $155,117 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | _SynTaxX | 40% | 20 |
| #7 | π΅IgLoπ΅ | 38% | 16 |
| #8 | JustenvYYY7 | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | πΊπΈπ³π³πΎπ
| 33% | 9 |
| #10 | xpH1L | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dANNNNi βββ | 2 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | chrzje | 2 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π΅IgLoπ΅ | 105 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #2 | _SynTaxX | 85 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | xpH1L | 66 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | Trigga | 33 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | chrzje | 18 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrzje | +4.44 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | xpH1L | +2.26 | 87 | 72 |
| #3 | dANNNNi βββ | +1.84 | 73 | 52 |
| #4 | Trigga | +1.66 | 86 | 56 |
| #5 | _SynTaxX | +0.83 | 56 | 67 |





