








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1839 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1797 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 707 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1048 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,572 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππ§ππ³ Jonas 3 | 8 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | Absolutely not reformed turv | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Jeppee | 5 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | [ART] Margareta | 5 | 0.0201 |
| #5 | YepsteR | 2 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YepsteR | +3.32 | 82 | 78 |
| #2 | Absolutely not reformed turv | +2.52 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | Jeppee | +2.47 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | Knilch[0] | +1.66 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | Trigga | +1.37 | 79 | 49 |





