








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 510 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 263 matches | ||
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2679 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3096 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4483 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2974 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,474,690 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Venustraphobic | 48% | 159 |
| #2 | Beamy | 47% | 47 |
| #3 | Stupid | 44% | 36 |
| #4 | JekkuPommi | 44% | 82 |
| #5 | ygyttäjä VPK | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Venustraphobic | 48% | 159 |
| #2 | Beamy | 47% | 47 |
| #3 | Stupid | 44% | 36 |
| #4 | JekkuPommi | 44% | 82 |
| #5 | ygyttäjä VPK | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Venustraphobic | 12 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | JekkuPommi | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Beamy | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beamy | 281 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #2 | Venustraphobic | 276 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | JekkuPommi | 189 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Stupid | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | ygyttäjä VPK | 21 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dedmo | +1.22 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | Venustraphobic | +0.36 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | JekkuPommi | -0.47 | 35 | 69 |
| #4 | Stupid | -3.73 | 17 | 47 |
| #5 | Beamy | -4.10 | 25 | 46 |





