








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3496 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3343 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3880 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3798 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,578,637 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abby | 60% | 60 |
| #2 | KK ◥◣ ◢◤ | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | Inkeyz | 58% | 97 |
| #4 | noAim - Ch3ckMyProfile :) | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Quick-Save | 52% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Der Büffel | Powered by Pasta | 50% | 82 |
| #9 | LennyLeonard ◥◣ ◢◤ | 47% | 49 |
| #10 | Luzi | 46% | 92 |
| #11 | Shirley | 43% | 136 |
| #12 | Frosty ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ | 42% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaNi | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | CrixX | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Der Büffel | Powered by Pasta | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Shirley | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Luzi | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaNi | 561 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | Luzi | 349 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Inkeyz | 259 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Frosty ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ | 243 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | CrixX | 237 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luzi | +3.36 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | Quick-Save | +3.23 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | Der Büffel | Powered by Pasta | +2.79 | 92 | 62 |
| #4 | CrixX | +2.21 | 93 | 60 |
| #5 | Inkeyz | +1.77 | 83 | 65 |





