








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 500 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11173 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8161 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9395 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6842 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6968 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,973,489 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | optiR | 61% | 118 |
| #2 | Vibe Check | 58% | 281 |
| #3 | John Xina | 58% | 158 |
| #4 | Братце | 57% | 82 |
| #5 | Kektus | 55% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vibe Check | 737 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #2 | John Xina | 595 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | SNK | 426 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #4 | Братце | 258 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | SoDaOiL | 216 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keklient | +2.14 | 76 | 57 |
| #2 | Братце | +1.66 | 92 | 62 |
| #3 | Vibe Check | +1.26 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | SNK | +0.53 | 63 | 74 |
| #5 | optiR | -0.07 | 58 | 51 |





