








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5467 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3884 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3797 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3604 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,504,209 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keklient | 432 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | Lucsorioes | 293 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Erling Braut Håland | 277 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kektus | 234 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | BIG OUNCE | 112 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spielspaßagent Gelb | +3.29 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | Erling Braut Håland | +1.85 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | Keklient | +1.67 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | Vibe Check | +1.50 | 85 | 62 |
| #5 | John Xina | +0.80 | 79 | 64 |





