








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Faceit | 318 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16795 | 37% |
| Smokes | 11475 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8757 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8835 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,042,723 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Tr[E]fLa | 60% | 62 |
| #2 | ConnorT | 60% | 52 |
| #3 | Mruno Bars | 58% | 86 |
| #4 | AlexBG | 57% | 174 |
| #5 | Kiwi | 56% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuzzyHat | 3400 | 0.24 | 102 min |
| #2 | Dr. Soup | 763 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | AlexBG | 734 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #4 | suff3r | 610 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #5 | Kiwi | 609 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeDotWilly | +2.83 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | GUNK | +2.34 | 75 | 74 |
| #3 | Kiwi | +1.99 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | ✪ Tr[E]fLa | +1.74 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | FuzzyHat | +1.14 | 72 | 75 |





