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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 331 matches | ||
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17615 | 39% |
| Smokes | 12541 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7333 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7285 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,641,295 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mruno Bars | 60% | 88 |
| #2 | ✪ Tr[E]fLa | 58% | 67 |
| #3 | Kiwi | 58% | 220 |
| #4 | FreeDotWilly | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | AlexBG | 57% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUNK | 20 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | suff3r | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Pistol Won Son | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Kiwi | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | sLick*. | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUNK | 2784 | 0.20 | 81 min |
| #2 | AlexBG | 954 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #3 | Dr. Soup | 718 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #4 | Kiwi | 615 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #5 | suff3r | 513 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeDotWilly | +2.42 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | GUNK | +2.30 | 74 | 74 |
| #3 | Kiwi | +1.99 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | ✪ Tr[E]fLa | +1.84 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | FuzzyHat | +1.33 | 72 | 75 |





