








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3713 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4057 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2889 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3843 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,583,308 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :)dembo | +2.74 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | Regnar | +2.22 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | Jp | +2.17 | 77 | 42 |
| #4 | dabearSHARK | -0.50 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | Zard | -1.74 | 53 | 54 |





