








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2147 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 846 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1391 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $651,365 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scar :3 | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Feedalee | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | katalyyst | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | kaleq | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | Leemerang | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kaleq | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | Leemerang | 44% | 32 |
| #6 | kixetic | 43% | 40 |
| #7 | GERALDER | 41% | 27 |
| #8 | I WILL RULE THIS STARK DOMAIN | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | katalyyst | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Leemerang | 6 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | kaleq | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | scar :3 | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | kixetic | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | katalyyst | 219 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | scar :3 | 132 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | kaleq | 123 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Leemerang | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Feedalee | 89 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feedalee | +2.44 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | kixetic | +1.44 | 49 | 48 |
| #3 | kaleq | +0.27 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | katalyyst | +0.16 | 72 | 55 |
| #5 | dogalyyst | +0.01 | 67 | 56 |





