








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1836 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2870 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2920 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2969 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $774,938 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProxTricky | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | BoBy.Z | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | Ryan Barthez | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Space | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Henri | 46% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Slim Shading | 45% | 137 |
| #7 | WatiFlex | 44% | 50 |
| #8 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 44% | 112 |
| #9 | Atone | 38% | 37 |
| #10 | ADRI3N | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WatiFlex | 12 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Henri | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Slim Shading | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Ryan Barthez | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henri | 305 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 180 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | WatiFlex | 127 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Slim Shading | 113 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | BoBy.Z | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoBy.Z | +2.73 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | Henri | +1.47 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Space | +0.37 | 65 | 68 |
| #4 | Slim Shading | +0.30 | 73 | 34 |
| #5 | ProxTricky | +0.29 | 79 | 42 |





