








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 660 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5689 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1227 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4375 | 55% |
| HE Grenades | 1392 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 946 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,751,163 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThierryS | 60% | 72 |
| #2 | Atone | 57% | 201 |
| #3 | Ryan Barthez | 56% | 143 |
| #4 | Andy Wirus | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | Henri | 53% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Henri | 53% | 175 |
| #6 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 52% | 519 |
| #7 | Space | 49% | 45 |
| #8 | skril | 45% | 137 |
| #9 | ADRI3N | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 21 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Henri | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Atone | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ThierryS | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | skril | 8 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 792 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #2 | Henri | 500 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Atone | 497 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | skril | 245 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Space | 220 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andy Wirus | +1.91 | 56 | 46 |
| #2 | Henri | +1.81 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | ThierryS | +1.32 | 50 | 68 |
| #4 | Space | +1.30 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | Slim Shading | +1.17 | 75 | 36 |





