








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 766 | 31% |
| Smokes | 557 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 786 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 352 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,335 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThierryS | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | ProxTricky | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Slim Shading | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | skril | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Slim Shading | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | skril | 44% | 50 |
| #6 | Henri | 38% | 58 |
| #7 | BoBy.Z | 27% | 33 |
| #8 | titimarsou | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skril | 9 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Henri | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | BoBy.Z | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ProxTricky | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Slim Shading | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoBy.Z | 123 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Henri | 106 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | skril | 93 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ProxTricky | 25 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | ThierryS | 14 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThierryS | +2.84 | 35 | 63 |
| #2 | BoBy.Z | +2.64 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Henri | +1.66 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | Slim Shading | +1.26 | 69 | 30 |
| #5 | skril | +0.65 | 38 | 74 |





