








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 175 | 14% |
| Smokes | 234 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 336 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 495 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $664,979 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThierryS | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Atone | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 58% | 143 |
| #4 | Slim Shading | 56% | 143 |
| #5 | Henri | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Slim Shading | 56% | 143 |
| #5 | Henri | 54% | 52 |
| #6 | Tekrim | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | skril | 48% | 29 |
| #8 | ADRI3N | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henri | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | ThierryS | 5 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | Slim Shading | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | skril | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PewPew Inna Babylon | 203 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Henri | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Slim Shading | 81 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Atone | 81 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | ADRI3N | 59 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tekrim | +4.48 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | ThierryS | +3.42 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | Henri | +3.06 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | Slim Shading | +2.16 | 80 | 34 |
| #5 | Atone | +1.18 | 40 | 67 |





