








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 663 | 25% |
| Smokes | 546 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 776 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 630 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,061 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucens | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | itsFrasse | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | Coco Jambo | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | Vassviik | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Coco Bongo | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucens | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | itsFrasse | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | Coco Jambo | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | Vassviik | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Coco Bongo | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vassviik | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Coco Jambo | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Coco Bongo | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vassviik | 125 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Coco Jambo | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | itsFrasse | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Coco Bongo | 21 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lucens | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsFrasse | +7.85 | 81 | 44 |
| #2 | Lucens | +0.83 | 51 | 50 |
| #3 | Vassviik | +0.03 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | Coco Bongo | -0.08 | 26 | 35 |
| #5 | GR1M257 | -0.58 | 54 | 50 |





