








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1566 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1105 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1105 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 904 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $251,277 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Raksu- *LäjäPaskaa | 50% | 6 |
| #15 | Joppe-T | 50% | 20 |
| #16 | vLad | 48% | 23 |
| #17 | ToffiTee#hetikii | 46% | 13 |
| #18 | evitageN | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VILQYSTÖÖ | 8 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | HEADKNOCKER | 6 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Koutsi | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | strongmental33 | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Börde | 3 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VILQYSTÖÖ | 215 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #2 | HEADKNOCKER | 124 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Koutsi | 104 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | vLad | 80 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Joppe-T | 73 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thaikhyri | +5.50 | 93 | 71 |
| #2 | Zorbitozz | +5.04 | 89 | 71 |
| #3 | Temeee | +2.70 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | NäX | +2.40 | 63 | 71 |
| #5 | hugo hurrikan | +1.70 | 68 | 58 |





