








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2876 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2430 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3229 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2395 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,778 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 809 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no a FIRE #näkeeketkäpärjää | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Zorbitozz | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Temeee | 48% | 130 |
| #4 | VILQYSTÖÖ | 48% | 189 |
| #5 | Koutsi | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no a FIRE #näkeeketkäpärjää | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Zorbitozz | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Temeee | 48% | 130 |
| #4 | VILQYSTÖÖ | 48% | 189 |
| #5 | Koutsi | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VILQYSTÖÖ | 58 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Temeee | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Zorbitozz | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Koutsi | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | no a FIRE #näkeeketkäpärjää | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VILQYSTÖÖ | 914 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | Temeee | 536 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #3 | Koutsi | 182 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Zorbitozz | 176 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | no a FIRE #näkeeketkäpärjää | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorbitozz | +4.95 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | Temeee | +1.09 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | HEADKNOCKER | +0.93 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | no a FIRE #näkeeketkäpärjää | +0.63 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | VILQYSTÖÖ | -1.17 | 51 | 66 |





