








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 532 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14394 | 33% |
| Smokes | 12265 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9403 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8159 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,650,440 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 530 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR. ZANO | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Exia | 51% | 59 |
| #3 | tipi | 51% | 67 |
| #4 | Soigelo | 51% | 166 |
| #5 | thaikhyri | 49% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thaikhyri | +4.05 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | MR. ZANO | +2.51 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | tipi | +2.40 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | Jöööns MO | +2.37 | 56 | 75 |
| #5 | Soigelo | +1.35 | 52 | 73 |





