








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1241 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1052 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1023 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 660 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $86,723 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorbitozz | 92 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | thaikhyri | 83 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Joppe-T | 79 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | oj | 67 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | NäX | 53 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorbitozz | +4.17 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | thaikhyri | +3.09 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | Valdog | +2.66 | 91 | 70 |
| #4 | strongmental33 | +2.30 | 79 | 71 |
| #5 | kunfu ninja(cat) | +2.10 | 70 | 64 |





