








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 244 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5541 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4195 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3203 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3423 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $793,862 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | [No. 16] Highlander | 43% | 99 |
| #6 | Gryph0n | 43% | 128 |
| #7 | 77th | Ed | 42% | 153 |
| #8 | Matt | 41% | 139 |
| #9 | crazy | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gryph0n | 819 | 0.30 | 21 min |
| #2 | Matt | 726 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #3 | 77th | Ed | 673 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #4 | Ducks | 179 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rave | 127 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducks | +2.26 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | Section | +1.52 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | [No. 16] Highlander | +0.20 | 83 | 53 |
| #4 | Italian Turtle | +0.07 | 57 | 57 |
| #5 | Matt | -0.03 | 68 | 59 |





