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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 205 | 19% |
| Smokes | 142 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 507 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 204 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $624,345 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dadimari | 49% | 53 |
| #2 | Mazio | 46% | 54 |
| #3 | blowfish | 44% | 100 |
| #4 | Tervor Moore | 42% | 33 |
| #5 | CUBE GOD | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mazio | 9 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | dadimari | 9 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | blowfish | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | 420Swagaholic420 | 8 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Tervor Moore | 8 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tervor Moore | +3.51 | 72 | 33 |
| #2 | blowfish | +3.34 | 65 | 43 |
| #3 | Mazio | +2.33 | 67 | 29 |
| #4 | dadimari | +1.85 | 43 | 36 |
| #5 | 420Swagaholic420 | -1.01 | 41 | 43 |





