








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5314 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6336 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5593 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5590 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,154,731 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julle | 54% | 94 |
| #2 | Jamo | 54% | 74 |
| #3 | domi | 53% | 190 |
| #4 | Field Marshal Zhukov | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | MarioTriceps | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ✪Steikki | 43% | 212 |
| #12 | v1nssi | 43% | 49 |
| #13 | blomss | 42% | 53 |
| #14 | Riba | 41% | 179 |
| #15 | Stumppi | 38% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riba | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | domi | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ALX | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | v1nssi | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | M00N1S | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M00N1S | 1049 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | ALX | 991 | 0.26 | 28 min |
| #3 | domi | 790 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #4 | Juluma | 585 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | Riba | 538 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domi | +5.10 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | v1nssi | +2.95 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | ALX | +1.62 | 58 | 73 |
| #4 | ✪ FnM | +1.37 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | Stuuz | +0.33 | 70 | 62 |





