








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4712 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3996 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2755 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1965 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $936,398 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Stumppi | 46% | 71 |
| #10 | ✪ FnM | 46% | 166 |
| #11 | ✪Steikki | 45% | 137 |
| #12 | Riba | 44% | 59 |
| #13 | v1nssi | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamo | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ALX | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | M00N1S | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ✪Steikki | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | domi | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALX | 937 | 0.28 | 26 min |
| #2 | M00N1S | 655 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | domi | 424 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✪ FnM | 298 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | ✪Steikki | 297 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domi | +4.99 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | v1nssi | +3.30 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | ALX | +2.51 | 61 | 76 |
| #4 | ✪ FnM | +1.00 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | Jamo | +0.06 | 68 | 61 |





