








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 779 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7167 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9927 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7933 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6433 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3766 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,973,576 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 980 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarioTriceps | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | Jamo | 59% | 133 |
| #3 | Juluma | 54% | 167 |
| #4 | blomss | 53% | 107 |
| #5 | domi | 51% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Plasticdumbo | 45% | 60 |
| #12 | M00N1S | 44% | 216 |
| #13 | ✪ FnM | 43% | 191 |
| #14 | Riba | 43% | 156 |
| #15 | YammiTammi | 37% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nssi | 18 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Riba | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Juluma | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | M00N1S | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ✪Steikki | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nssi | 841 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | M00N1S | 815 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | Juluma | 676 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #4 | domi | 453 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #5 | Riba | 447 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domi | +4.96 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | v1nssi | +3.97 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | ALX | +2.72 | 59 | 75 |
| #4 | ✪ FnM | +1.47 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | MarioTriceps | +0.49 | 58 | 40 |





