








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5854 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13363 | 41% |
| Smokes | 7518 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5968 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5485 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,605 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hank the Tank | 2137 | 0.31 | 34 min |
| #2 | RyRy | 833 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Lectrashave | 457 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | raid | 324 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | Farter | 313 | 0.36 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noxin | +3.04 | 81 | 53 |
| #2 | Hank the Tank | +1.89 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | Tugg Speedman | +1.31 | 87 | 50 |
| #4 | Farter | +1.05 | 65 | 55 |
| #5 | 214 | +0.92 | 39 | 70 |





