








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 315 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2382 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3300 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3632 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4154 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,026,527 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3O | 55% | 252 |
| #2 | JoeToAChainsaw | 54% | 168 |
| #3 | Peapod cs.money | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 53% | 143 |
| #5 | LTU | 51% | 337 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Peapod cs.money | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 53% | 143 |
| #5 | LTU | 51% | 337 |
| #6 | RyanJK | 51% | 189 |
| #7 | DrNameless | 49% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTU | 22 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | RyanJK | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | N3O | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | JoeToAChainsaw | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTU | 913 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #2 | N3O | 633 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 519 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | RyanJK | 392 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | DrNameless | 374 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaake | +0.98 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | LTU | +0.78 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | RyanJK | +0.10 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | +0.07 | 68 | 54 |
| #5 | Peapod cs.money | -0.33 | 86 | 52 |





