








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 619 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 235 matches | ||
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3022 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4229 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4406 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3909 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,491,501 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoeToAChainsaw | 52% | 190 |
| #2 | Jaake | 51% | 189 |
| #3 | N3O | 50% | 284 |
| #4 | LTU | 48% | 381 |
| #5 | Maru | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | N3O | 50% | 284 |
| #4 | LTU | 48% | 381 |
| #5 | Maru | 48% | 40 |
| #6 | DrNameless | 47% | 101 |
| #7 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 45% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTU | 30 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | N3O | 25 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | JoeToAChainsaw | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Jaake | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTU | 1051 | 0.12 | 30 min |
| #2 | N3O | 766 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | 490 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | JoeToAChainsaw | 344 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | DrNameless | 296 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaake | +1.10 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | LTU | +0.77 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | RyanJK | +0.27 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | Vincenzo Santorini #1 | +0.07 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | DrNameless | -0.27 | 56 | 61 |





