








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 440 | 16% |
| Smokes | 449 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 833 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 947 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $353,425 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kobexyninja | 58% | 45 |
| #6 | Jecky | 55% | 38 |
| #7 | BOT Gizmoo | 53% | 17 |
| #8 | Jaro | 50% | 30 |
| #9 | LuckyLuke | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pergamon | 4 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Jecky | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Kobexyninja | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Jaro | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Dean | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jecky | 146 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Jaro | 94 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pergamon | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | BOT Gizmoo | 42 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jesperwow | 30 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jecky | +4.81 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | Jaro | +3.54 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | Prettige Pikpap | +2.78 | 68 | 42 |
| #4 | BOT Gizmoo | +0.99 | 58 | 48 |
| #5 | Pergamon | +0.91 | 67 | 45 |





