








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 705 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9161 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5416 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5680 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3188 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,152 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1758 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Badabingho | 51% | 61 |
| #12 | Nanosurfer23 | 49% | 41 |
| #13 | FrostyCold1 | 47% | 78 |
| #14 | Omar | 46% | 48 |
| #15 | OverDose | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orosh | 498 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | tonton | 379 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | yeahyeah | 285 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Balu Ψ | 243 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Badabingho | 204 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aris | +6.68 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | yeahyeah | +4.00 | 85 | 49 |
| #3 | Omar | +2.81 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | Badabingho | +1.64 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | Balu Ψ | +1.50 | 61 | 60 |





