








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




215 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5356 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5544 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3669 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6089 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,438,650 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aris | 57% | 63 |
| #2 | Itchy | 57% | 79 |
| #3 | orosh | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | Balu Ψ | 57% | 106 |
| #5 | yeahyeah | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itchy | 371 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | Balu Ψ | 297 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | mr.gritz | 239 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #4 | Badabingho | 237 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | tonton | 175 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aris | +6.10 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | yeahyeah | +1.89 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | Balu Ψ | +1.75 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Badabingho | +1.43 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | mr.gritz | +1.35 | 65 | 68 |





