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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 965 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3261 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1538 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2704 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,632 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 943 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aris | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | yeahyeah | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | OverDose | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | gallero | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | orosh | 53% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonton | 32 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | speedy | 22 | 0.0367 |
| #3 | Itchy | 19 | 0.0131 |
| #4 | 772bitman | 16 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | yeahyeah | 15 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aris | +6.92 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | yeahyeah | +4.96 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | Balu Ψ | +3.03 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | Itchy | +0.90 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | FrostyCold1 | +0.76 | 57 | 33 |





