








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4008 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2597 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2789 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3135 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,087,475 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonton | 36 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | FrostyCold1 | 20 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | Itchy | 17 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Balu Ψ | 14 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | hudsoin | 13 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aris | +3.17 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | Sane | +2.65 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | yeahyeah | +2.52 | 81 | 49 |
| #4 | Sadge | +2.33 | 68 | 49 |
| #5 | Nanosurfer23 | +0.45 | 72 | 58 |





