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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 265 | 11% |
| Smokes | 332 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 949 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 766 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,158 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Rayzon #Hodenkobold | 60% | 10 |
| #7 | NoTSoNiX | 57% | 7 |
| #8 | HierKönnteEinNameStehe | 56% | 16 |
| #9 | yt.com/ShadowWalker | 56% | 32 |
| #10 | strob0.oᴮᴼᵀ | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoxie | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | ✪ Hornibu ^v^ | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | yt.com/ShadowWalker | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoxie | 268 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪ Hornibu ^v^ | 80 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | yt.com/ShadowWalker | 62 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | strob0.oᴮᴼᵀ | 59 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cuterus | 29 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Hornibu ^v^ | +2.19 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | NoTSoNiX | +1.65 | 64 | 24 |
| #3 | Jumy | +1.60 | 54 | 51 |
| #4 | Cuterus | +1.47 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | strob0.oᴮᴼᵀ | +1.29 | 79 | 74 |





