








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 159 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,413 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4826 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4615 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5593 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5379 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,507,113 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jumy | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | yt.com/ShadowWalker | 54% | 194 |
| #3 | strob0.oᴮᴼᵀ | 52% | 73 |
| #4 | Shoxie | 48% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jumy | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | yt.com/ShadowWalker | 54% | 194 |
| #3 | strob0.oᴮᴼᵀ | 52% | 73 |
| #4 | Shoxie | 48% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoxie | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | yt.com/ShadowWalker | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Jumy | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | strob0.oᴮᴼᵀ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoxie | 787 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #2 | yt.com/ShadowWalker | 263 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | strob0.oᴮᴼᵀ | 209 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jumy | 24 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Hornibu ^v^ | +1.43 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | Jumy | +1.27 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | Shoxie | +0.07 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | strob0.oᴮᴼᵀ | +0.06 | 86 | 74 |
| #5 | yt.com/ShadowWalker | -0.05 | 46 | 57 |





