








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 608 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1148 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1288 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 902 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,027,665 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dawner. | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Zeneth | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | Der Anker | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | Pegasus | 51% | 402 |
| #5 | Tingus Pingus | 51% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pegasus | +2.18 | 42 | 43 |
| #2 | Zeneth | +1.52 | 34 | 40 |
| #3 | Tingus Pingus | +1.44 | 35 | 44 |
| #4 | Der Anker | +0.99 | 48 | 60 |
| #5 | IceburgLaLechuga | -0.54 | 51 | 31 |





