








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 248 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1506 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1837 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1468 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1944 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,901,036 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HACKER^_^ | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | odokawa | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | Jammer_cs | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Foxtrot | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Sashaino | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxtrot | 7 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | odokawa | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | 1Sourou | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | odokawa | 353 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #2 | Jammer_cs | 186 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | 1Sourou | 156 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #4 | HACKER^_^ | 106 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Foxtrot | 98 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HACKER^_^ | +2.34 | 76 | 82 |
| #2 | Foxtrot | +2.19 | 73 | 72 |
| #3 | Saul Goodman | +0.75 | 87 | 46 |
| #4 | odokawa | +0.32 | 69 | 74 |
| #5 | 1Sourou | -1.03 | 58 | 65 |





