








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1059 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7409 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7524 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6235 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5639 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,054,476 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 859 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spetz | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | kriWchix- | 56% | 108 |
| #3 | deNZy_- | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | Jammer_cs | 51% | 136 |
| #5 | [♛] 2JZ | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jammer_cs | 590 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | Sashaino | 277 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Semi | Yung Aimer | 192 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | deNZy_- | 169 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Spetz | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deNZy_- | +4.40 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | kriWchix- | +3.64 | 91 | 40 |
| #3 | Spetz | +1.60 | 83 | 49 |
| #4 | Foxtrot | +1.19 | 72 | 74 |
| #5 | [♛] 2JZ | +0.18 | 82 | 40 |





