








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 869 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6173 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5452 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3506 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4321 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,251,584 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodFather | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | Saul Goodman | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | Fhaman | 55% | 105 |
| #4 | フフフフフ | 54% | 338 |
| #5 | 1Sourou | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodFather | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | Saul Goodman | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | Fhaman | 55% | 105 |
| #4 | フフフフフ | 54% | 338 |
| #5 | 1Sourou | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | フフフフフ | 25 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Fhaman | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | GodFather | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | 1Sourou | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | フフフフフ | 548 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | GodFather | 374 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | Fhaman | 366 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | 1Sourou | 247 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #5 | Saul Goodman | 167 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | odokawa | +2.17 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | Fhaman | +0.65 | 74 | 51 |
| #3 | Saul Goodman | +0.36 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | 1Sourou | -0.30 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | フフフフフ | -0.32 | 84 | 55 |





