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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 276 | 19% |
| Smokes | 563 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 348 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 287 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,567 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dont aww me, im a gangsta | 55% | 44 |
| #2 | Mecej.777 | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | NAMASTE | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | Purple | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | Toxycek | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dont aww me, im a gangsta | 9 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | NAMASTE | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Mecej.777 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Purple | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | The Art of Law | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAMASTE | +1.84 | 44 | 41 |
| #2 | dont aww me, im a gangsta | +1.56 | 57 | 35 |
| #3 | Toxycek | +1.39 | 48 | 51 |
| #4 | Purple | +1.01 | 64 | 46 |
| #5 | Drevené Ruky | +0.36 | 49 | 60 |





