








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1178 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1882 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2526 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1881 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,460,620 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0zk0 | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | lubco | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | Stefoo™ | 53% | 174 |
| #4 | Bandit_sk | 50% | 50 |
| #5 | Mecej.777 | 50% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAMASTE | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Stefoo™ | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | The Art of Law | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Mecej.777 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Toxycek | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0zk0 | +3.78 | 65 | 45 |
| #2 | NAMASTE | +1.36 | 46 | 49 |
| #3 | Toxycek | +1.26 | 42 | 40 |
| #4 | Purple | +1.18 | 60 | 55 |
| #5 | dont aww me, im a gangsta | +0.89 | 54 | 40 |





