








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1970 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1313 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1474 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 835 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,786 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LyrAmouteru | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Lightning Weener | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | DaxShepard#1Fan | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | TURBO | 46% | 114 |
| #5 | monkey | 45% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monkey | +4.08 | 72 | 31 |
| #2 | DaxShepard#1Fan | +0.04 | 34 | 38 |
| #3 | Chravis | -0.20 | 50 | 47 |
| #4 | TheEntirePopulationOfBotswana | -0.25 | 56 | 51 |
| #5 | GhostBnr :) | -0.75 | 51 | 48 |





