








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 582 | 22% |
| Smokes | 701 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 676 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 661 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,198 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zigiiic | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | ChiLauva | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Aga | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | Tale | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Robo | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | JurasKaposts <3 | 38% | 13 |
| #9 | ChiLauva | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | AgaAwww | 33% | 36 |
| #11 | NixOn | 26% | 31 |
| #12 | marčelo | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgaAwww | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | NixOn | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Aga | 3 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Robo | 2 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | folabeJ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgaAwww | 195 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | folabeJ | 108 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Aga | 90 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | Foxxy | 76 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | ChiLauva | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zigiiic | +2.82 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | ahilejs23 | +2.70 | 61 | 60 |
| #3 | marčelo | +1.30 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | folabeJ | +0.85 | 52 | 63 |
| #5 | JurasKaposts <3 | +0.38 | 82 | 66 |





