








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 936 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1009 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1276 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 866 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,215 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robo | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | mazaisjanka | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | ChiLauva | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Aga | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | JurasKaposts <3 | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Foxxy | 43% | 23 |
| #7 | ahilejs23 | 40% | 53 |
| #8 | ChiLauva | 39% | 18 |
| #9 | NixOn | 38% | 63 |
| #10 | AgaAwww | 38% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgaAwww | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | NixOn | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Aga | 5 | 0.0144 |
| #4 | JurasKaposts <3 | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | ahilejs23 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgaAwww | 408 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | ahilejs23 | 122 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | JurasKaposts <3 | 114 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Aga | 87 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | Foxxy | 83 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ahilejs23 | +2.95 | 61 | 61 |
| #2 | mazaisjanka | +2.13 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | JurasKaposts <3 | +1.72 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | folabeJ | +0.67 | 55 | 64 |
| #5 | Robo | +0.22 | 82 | 67 |





